Pack of Sugar- To remind you of how sweet you are
Permanent Marker- Thank you for leaving a lasting impression
Starburst- To let you know that you are a shining star
Eraser- A reminder that a good education can never be erased
Band-Aid- To fix hurt feelings
Bath Salts- To take you away
Candle- For when you are up late grading papers
Ear Plugs- When you just can't take anymore
Marbles- To replace the ones you've lost
Paperclip- To hold it all together
Rubber band- To remind you to be flexible
Puzzle Piece- Without you, the class wouldn't be complete
Clay- To remind you that you are forming your peoples lives
Toothpick- To help you pick out the good qualities in your students
Sweet & Sour Candy- To help you accept and appreciate the differences
in your students
Teacher Survival Kit
When it spills, wipe it (paper towel)
When it cries or sneezes, dry it (tissue)
When it bleeds, bandage it (Band-Aid)
When it needs a hug and a kiss, give it (candy kiss)
When it rips, pin it (safety pin)
When it's sour, sweeten it (pack of sugar)
When it's wrong, erase it (eraser)
When it pounds, soothe it (aspirin)
When it hurts, grin and "bear" it (bear sticker)
When it's important, write it down (note pad sheet)
When it's a good day, chalk it up (piece of chalk)
When it's a bad day, ask God for strength
and hope for a better day tomorrow (nothing is found in the
survival kit for this need - it comes only from the heart and soul of the teacher).
When it's gossip, cut it out and dispose
of it (word gossip on a sheet of paper with cutting dashes around
it).
Teacher Survival Kit
The
Cinnamon Toothpicks will help you "pick out" the excellent qualities of your students and yourself.
The Pumpkin Seeds will remind you that you plant the "seeds" of knowledge and
wisdom each day.
The Candy Lipstick will guide your daily words of encouragement every student
needs.
The Saf-T-Pop will help provide a safe and nurturing environment.
The Candy Necklace represents the circle of learning (teacher-school-community)
of which you are such a vital part.
The Bit-O-Honey is the "sweetness" you bring into the lives of those you teach.
The BB Bat will keep you from "striking out" while striving to reach
your goals.
The Peppermint is the "mint" of extra pay you most certainly deserve.
The Laffy Taffy will remind you to always keep your sense of humor.
The Satellite Wafer acknowledges your talents are truly "out of this world."
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